Mike Lavoie http://mikelavoie.com Actor. Writer. Video Editor. Mon, 01 Oct 2012 16:19:08 +0000 en-US hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.4.1 Blackberry Haikus I wrote on the F train today http://mikelavoie.com/2011/10/blackberry-haikus-i-wrote-on-the-f-train/ http://mikelavoie.com/2011/10/blackberry-haikus-i-wrote-on-the-f-train/#comments Thu, 13 Oct 2011 18:49:17 +0000 Mike http://mikelavoie.com/?p=393 1

Hey, your iPhone’s cute!

Oh, it’s a Curve… Excuse me

My friends just got here.

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This table is off

Can we balance it with that?

Oh, weird, that’s a phone?

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The Blackberry Curve:

Disappointing pickpockets

Since 2008

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How many hours

Have I wasted watching you

restart? A million?

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You gave up on me

Long before I gave up on

you, you black bastard.

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Thank you for email,

Facebook and Yankees updates.

But you mostly sucked.

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I blame myself, B.

Those dropsies shaking your brain

How was I to know?

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Listen, it’s over.

Don’t look at me like that, Curve.

You saw this coming.

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Awesome business plan:

Blackberry Curve Shooting Range

I’ll make gabillions.

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Dream, Puerto Jimenez, Costa Rica

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Serena

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