1
Hey, your iPhone’s cute!
Oh, it’s a Curve… Excuse me
My friends just got here.
2
This table is off
Can we balance it with that?
Oh, weird, that’s a phone?
3
The Blackberry Curve:
Disappointing pickpockets
Since 2008
4
How many hours
Have I wasted watching you
restart? A million?
5
You gave up on me
Long before I gave up on
you, you black bastard.
6
Thank you for email,
Facebook and Yankees updates.
But you mostly sucked.
7
I blame myself, B.
Those dropsies shaking your brain
How was I to know?
8
Listen, it’s over.
Don’t look at me like that, Curve.
You saw this coming.
9
Awesome business plan:
Blackberry Curve Shooting Range
I’ll make gabillions.
