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Biography
A completely gratuitous accounting.
Mike was born in Hershey, Pennsylvania which is why he’s so sweet, and yes, he loves kisses, among other useful pickup lines.
At ten, in the concrete paradise of Norwich, CT, he starred in the fifth grade play, Big Troubles, Little Troubles and reinvented the role of Nick that was just written by a panel of bored educators.
Later, after the Hernandez brothers threw a smoldering condom onto his kitty cat stepping into a sink sweater, Mike was relocated to the coastal paradise of Old Lyme, Connecticut, where the only Hernandezes were to be found in Ms. Manfredi's Spanish novelas.
In high school, Mike acted in plays and musicals and dated three girls who would later go on to date other girls. Considering the graduating class was only 99 students, Mike basically dated all the lesbians in town. He was lesbian training wheels.
Later, at Georgetown University, Mike dated the first straight girl he could find, was a member G-PIG, (the Georgetown Players Improv Group), Mask & Bauble Theater Company, wrote plays and ate a lot of buffalo wings and hollow chocolate bunnies.
More recently, Mike was slammed by the NYTimes, when Miriam Horn of the NYTimes remarked, “the deficiencies [in the play] are only made worse by monochromatic performances.” Mike’s stepfather countered with, “There’s no such thing as bad press,” but since Mike wasn’t actually mentioned by name in the article, it seems that there’s no such thing as bad press unless it’s no press at all.
He later studied at Yale University, the William Esper Studio and the LAByrinth Theater.
He is currently seeking color as an actor, writer, and video editor in Carroll Gardens, Brooklyn.
